The Top 5 singles in the country now are:
1. Leona Lewis – “Bleeding Love”
2. Lil Wayne featuring Static Major – “Lollipop”
3. Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown – “No Air”
4. Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake “4 Minutes to Save the World”
5. Usher Featuring Young Jeezy “Love in this Club”
Tally that up and you got one Brit, One American Idol, one Li’l rapper, one young rapper, the old Usher (Usher), the new Usher (Chris Brown), one 50-year old pop star and one recovering Tiger Beat pin up. Justin Timberlake seems old compared with the rest of this crew, so I won’t even start on Madonna. But you gotta hand it to her, her abs probably look as good as Usher’s right now and she appears on her new album cover in dominatrix gear. I bet your 50-year-old 8th grade English teacher wouldn’t have done that.
